Me:  So sometime this afternoon I realized, after checking my phone, that you fucking called me at fucking 4:00 in the fucking morning.
Ferris: Yeah, well I was having a party and I didn't want you to feel left out.  It's tradition ( Read more... )

Gotta love this little jounalistic treasure:

The criminal complaint accused Cruz of trying to hire David Carrington and David Walters -- homeless men who go by the street names Little Dave and Big Dave -- to murder Campbell. It was not immediately clear who was Little Dave and who was Big Dave. 

One thing about living in a small town is that you see a lot of things put together that you don't see in larger areas.  Jackman, Maine for example.  I used to go camping up there, very small town that caters to campers and hunters.  Their post office and grocery store are in the same quonset hut.  Makes sense as either could be considered the ( Read more... )

 Something that will ever be my downfall.  So I was bored at work and creative and annoyed.  Or creatively annoyed and bored.

( Diary of a disenchanted explorer )

Ok, I just need to know. Is it a complete sacrilege if I make Kraft mac&cheese with Kerrygold butter? Or do I chalk it up to an eccentricity?

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